my review of Cloverfield

My family moved to the United States in 1987. That was two years before Six Flags Great Adventure's "The Great American Scream Machine" rollercoaster was opened to the public in Jackson Township, New Jersey. As a precocious youth of eleven years living in the epitome of suburbia that was (is) Long Island, New York I never expected 1988 to be the year I would first be exposed to viral marketing. Six Flags would constantly barrage us with information about the construction of what would be the most amazing roller coaster ever. Aside from horror movies, skating rink nights, and booklets about the histories of roller coasters (along with how much faster and more awesome the GASM would be compared to any of its predecessors), they actually sponsored a field trip! In seventh grade I, along with every kid in the Oceanside Middle School, would be whisked away by a school bus on a school day to go nuts at Six Flags Great America for a day of fun and frolics with the construction of the GASM right in the center of the park. While we may have been having a good old time on the pirate ship or the flying chairs, we dreamed of riding the huge behemoth of red steel towering above us. I spent an entire year waiting for that roller coaster to open. An entire year of the GASM being the cornerstone of any worthwhile social conversation.

And then it happened. The ride opened. I had spent nearly two months ensuring that my parents' calendars were synchronized with my very urgent need to be in Jackson Township, New Jersey on the opening weekend of Six Flags Great Adventure in 1989. We got there nice and early. But not early enough. The line was four hours long. FOUR HOURS. I know that may seem long now, but to a 12 year old kid that's pretty much an eternity. The line was so long that my mom was able to take my sister through nearly every child ride in the entire park by the time my dad and I were at the front of the line. But nevermind, I was well behaved. Those four hours were spent in dreams and fantasies of being whisked away by this giant metal goddess into a serene state of so-scared-I'm-gonna-poop-my-pants-ness.

Two minutes and twenty seconds later it was all over. Worth every second spent in that line, if you ask me.

Such was my anticipation for the film Cloverfield. From the inception of that first tantalizing trailer in the Transformers preview reel I began to seek out information related to the mysterious 1-18-08 project (Cloverfield's nondescript teaser site at 1-18-08.com was the first I discovered). Since then it was nothing but tasty but dangerous Slusho, the clandestine Tagruato corporation, and the rebellious T.I.D.O. wave. In fact, the viral universe (including myspace pages for the characters in the movie whom interact with each other and refer to events both real and fictional which are referenced in the movie) the marketing team has created a story more compelling than that of the movie itself. Don't take that as a jab at the movie, I'll get to the film review soon enough but let's just say that me telling you I loved it would be the understatement of the year (albeit the year is still very much in its infancy). Perhaps they are laying the groundwork for sequels, the world they've created is so fascinating and open ended and it definitely takes cues from Lost, with the mysterious dude in charge of the secretive organization that may or may not be behind the wheel and the rebels who rise up against it all, possibly to their own detriment. But none of that is mentioned in the movie.

Cloverfield is a love story between two ordinary people, one that happens to take place while a monster is destroying everything on the set. The reason the plot is so compelling is because we've all wondered what all those people running from the monster in the Godzilla movie were up to. We usually only see things from the perspective of the military or the scientists who are trying to stop the monster or from the perspective of the monster itself, not those poor people running around scared shitless in Neo Tokyo. To put it simply: Cloverfield is to Godzilla what Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is to Hamlet, a story focused on those previously insignificant cast members of the play. It reminds me of a conversation between Randall and Dante in Kevin Smith's Clerks about the innocent carpenters who were working on the Death Star when it was blown up in Return of The Jedi. Not everybody can be Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker, but does that mean that their story is any less interesting?

On to the movie itself. So yeah, the monster is awesome. It's so frickin awesome that I don't care if the CGI is obvious in some footage, it's still scary as shit. And the hand-held camera thing works for me as well. Not that I'm incredibly patriotic, but it's nice to finally have a great American monster movie, one that stands on its own and I'm sure even the most steadfast Godzilla fans will enjoy. Of course it was convenient that the monster was wherever the characters happened to be, but sometimes you just get days when trouble follows you wherever you go. Besides, it's a monster movie – if you want a believable fictional narrative go see The Bucket List. From the moment Clover (the studio's nickname for the monster) rises from the sea, the movie is in non-stop high gear, equal parts fear, suspense, laughter, anxiety, and drama. Which brings me back to The Great American Scream Machine: I really haven't had this much fun being in a seat since then. I may not have stood in line for four hours, but I would have! This movie really is more of a ride than a film, there were times I really could have used a seatbelt. Cloverfield is my new Great American Scream Machine.

                            

a funny thing happened to me on the way to the aquarium

Hope the new year is being kind to you all so far. Just a couple of quick announcements and a link to a new mix. I'm going to try to list things in the order which they are happening:

Motion Potion, Malarkey, and myself are officially kicking off our monthly Funkonnection club night in San Francisco's legendary Mighty. Guests in January will be Ursula 1000 and Jayclue from Qdup Foundation. In Feb we've already booked All Good Funk Alliance as well as a very special headliner which you'll have to check on at www.myspace.com/funkonnection after January 19.

Yes, I will be at WMC - check my myspace page for an update in Feb, two confirmed gigs so far and more coming. Before I head out there I will be stopping in Blacksburg to punish my Boogieburg friends for foolishly booking me a second time, so if you're in the DC/VA area keep an eye on Boogieburg.com for an exciting update in the near future.

The Plastic Starfish album has been given an official release date of April 28. It will be released on Aniligital Music and distributed by Kudos Records.

I've also joined forced with Simon Clarke aka Goodgroove and will be touring across the UK & Europe in May and June this year, to support our new records and generally celebrate with our friends far from home. Dates in the works going from UK to Austria, Germany, Spain and then on to Greece, and still open for additional booking. Check out my mix below as well as Goodgrove's Funkin' Around mix for an idea of what you should expect.

As for all those who wrote kind words about my latest Lime Sorbet mix, you can now directly download it at last2djs.com (as well as many other of my mixes). Direct link to mix.

That's all for now. More soon!

why do i still buy vinyl?

I can't tell you why i have a monthly ritual of dropping two hundred of my hard earned american dollars on fresh wax, but I do.. So i've decided to make a blog post every time I buy records from Juno. Note that both the "Funky Kitchen" and "Discofari" 12"s are re-buys because I played my current copies so much that they're utterly worn out.

VARIOUS: Hustle! - Reggae Disco  (Soul Jazz) 2xLP: (SJRLP 066)

DEL GAZEEBO: Brighton Suite (Danma Japan) 12": (DR 002)

ED ROYAL & ENNE: Funky Kitchen (Innvision Austria) 12": (IVR 009)

BADBOE: Loose Your Funky Self (Auditory Designs Denmark) 12": (AD 006EP)

AUBELE, Federico: La Esquina (Eighteenth Street Lounge Music US) 12": (ESL 126)

NEIGHBOUR vs DJ SOUP/HOOLA HOOP: Discofari EP (Homebreakin 12": (HBR 004)

GORAN, Sankt: Back2back (Bear Funk) 12": (BFK 028)

MENDEZ, Leo/GECKO TURNER: Love Dubs 2 (Love Monk Spain) 12": (LMNKV 27)

PAVLOV & MISHKIN: Rata Del (Rebtuz) 12": (REBUTZ 023)

ACIDJACKS: Disco Shoes (Thunder Finger US) 12": (TFR 001)

JAZZMOPPER: The Ugg Boots EP (Guess Who US) 12": (GW 013)

FUNK ATTACK: Funk Attack Set 6 (Funk Attack France) 2": (FUNK 6)

LEE, Shawn/THE PING PONG ORCHESTRA: The Hits (Ubiquity US) 12": (UR 12226)

Also, the "Plastic Starfish" album is seriously so close to completion, 90% of mixing is complete and then on the 7th of January it's getting shipped off to Exchange Mastering Studios in London where it will be mastered by the legendary Nilz (Nilesh Patel's CV).

Life is good!

barfday!

Birthdays are always good opportunities for reflection. It's the one day when everyone forgives you if you're a bit more sentimental than usual. I actually had a great birthday, one might say I'm in the midst of a four day birthday weekend that started on Thursday, so life is good!

I'm very excited to say that my new album, "Plastic Starfish" is nearly done. I've composed and arranged all the songs, I just need to mix it down and get it mastered. Tentative release date is sometime in late Feb. 2008.

The Emmylou's Underwater Petting Zoo 12" is finally on its way to getting pressed. I need to send Frank a new mixdown of the title track, but all the remixes and artwork are in the bag. I doubt it will be on store shelves before the end of the year as I had hoped, but considering the state of vinyl these days I'm just glad to get another one out there!

I've just finished a new remix for Quincy Jointz, and I'm almost done with one for Basement Freaks. Also in the works are remixes for Da Wiesel and Danny Massure. I'll be updating the myspace player with some good stuff soon.

Also, by popular demand The Hotness "Hi-Life" EP is now available on iTunes, so for you minipop needs go no further than http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playListId=266016154

Coming soon is the second limited edition Rubs & Remixes volume with remixes of Brincando el Tiburon, Plastic Starfish, and more!

SILO

The most beautiful and fantastic musical event of my year is called Chillits. It's a gathering of folks who love the following three activities:


1. Listening to music
2. Camping
3. Chilling


With the notable exception of 2006, I've played at Chillits in one capacity or another every year since 2003. Twice with t.vs.T and twice as, well, me. Chillits is also the singularly most challenging event of my year because for some reason (and I largely blame Gilmore from T Spigot for this) I feel as though I need to compose entirely new material to be performed live. I think it's because I am such a huge fan of chillout music and I so rarely get a chance to play it anymore now that I'm so firmly entrenched in the funk breaks movement. So it seems appropriate that when invited to do so, I welcome the urge to express myself in every auditory artistic capacity available.


My set at Chillits this year was inspired by an unlikely source, my favorite band of 2007: Crippled Black Phoenix and their tales of woe at sea. There's actually a whole musical movement around this romantic notion of English woe. The plush velveteen of inconsolable British sadness. But then I realized something (aside from the fact that as much as I want to, it's too late for me to be English. I am an American valley man):


This isn't me. It's music I like to listen to, but it's just not me. My life is about warmth, happiness, and optimism. That's what I enjoy exuding. I'm not the deep thinker, I'm the well wisher. But melancholy music, especially of this whole "woe is me" Bristol variety draws me in like a moth to a lamp and I'll never understand why. I think it's the overwhelming sense of comradery we share when sadness strikes.


So I recruited my friend and Hotness bassist John Bertrand to help me put together 90 minutes of chill music that would run a gamut of emotions. With John on team, I also asked DF Tram to step in collaborate with us on some music because I've always wanted to work with him. If you haven't checked out his music, I highly recommend it. I dare say I think he is the next big thing in chillout music.


At Chillits, John came up with the idea of calling ourselves Silo after the Billy Walsh concept in Entourage of turning the Clouds script in a movie called Silo; "Blade Runner meets Field of Dreams'' was the Hollywood-speak used to describe the story of farmers in the future discovering a race of underground people. That was us. We were the farmers. We dressed in yellow suits and cowboy hats. My friend Sean called us the Hazmat Cowboys. In our 90 minute set, we only played four non-original songs:


Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
Baxter Dury - Oscar Brown
Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge
David Alan Coe - You Never Even Call Me by My Name


It was a very unique experience to play, and although at times the whole thing was hanging on by a very loose thread, we managed to keep it together, and I think people dug it. At least the chill police didn't arrest anybody.


Also, my new 12" - That Ain't No Mermaid is out. It comes highly recommended. By me. Tal says, "Go on and buy my new record. If you don't like the funk, you can always use it as a very fragile frisbee. Live dangerously!" I'm celebrating by going out to VA and throwin' down with the boys from Boogieburg and Frank & Rusty from AGFA. How much trouble could I possibly get into?

wax & trax

Looks like my first new releases in a while are doing well. Snatch from Timewarp and Bobby from SF-Vibe both do a pretty good job of keeping my ego in check whenever I get excited about how well received my records and sets are respectively.

To check out the two new releases, just click on their names (each word will send you to a different store):

1. Neptune's Minty Trident
2. Houston Brownwater Moccasins

Coming up at the end of this month is "That Ain't No Mermaid" which features remixes from Anthony Mansfield (from Tweekin) and "Daddy" Quincy Jointz (whom I just congratulated on the birth of his new son, Ben!). The Mermaid track is a very different style from Trident and Moccasins, so I'm wondering how it will fare! Only time will tell I suppose.

These days I'm finishing up work on the 12" mix of a track called "Emmylou's Underwater Petting Zoo" and I'm hoping to be able to put that into production as soon as Aniligital gets paid by either ASCAP or Timewarp. After that I'll likely be releasing "Plastic Starfish" (the title track from my upcoming album) in November (the album itself is tentatively scheduled for release either late Feb. or early March).

I've already confirmed at least one new 12" will come out in 2008 after the Plastic Starfish single, so far it looks like I'll be turning to Mooqee, Basement Freaks, and Spark Arrester for remixes on that one but it's all up in the air right now..

Finally, it looks like I'm doing a mini tour in the US, Canada, and Europe in September -- I'll be updating my myspace page with dates and details as they firm up.

o hai

The last few months have been utterly chaotic and amazing. I just received the test pressings of my new 12”, ‘Neptune’s Minty Trident’ with remixes by my friends K’BONUS and All Good Funk Alliance, and let me tell you, this is one awesome 12”. I had a chance to play it on Thursday at Wish for James & Pat from LCD Soundsystem of all people (I think they liked it but I was too drunk to remember).. and again with Chardmo on Saturday at our ‘Funky Beats From Outer Space’ night in John Colins and it sounded absolutely perfect.

One of the true tests of a good groove is mixing it with one’s favorite records, in my case I mixed my new track with Boogaloo & Lotari’s Sweat Side from the Breakin Bread label, whose slogan “dirtybeatbreakinfunkandhiphop” nicely juxtaposes my own “god damn dirty ape funk” but not quite the kinder more aquatically themed, “the only good starfish is a plastic starfish”.

The immensely talented Quincy Jointz (one half of Geriba, and a remixer on my upcoming ‘That Ain’t No Mermaid’ 12”) asked me to record a mix for his most excellent weekly Lime Sorbet show on citrona.net. If you listen, you’ll note that the mix is a bit of ‘everything but the kitchen sink’. Essentially a brisk, hour-long swim through my record bag. The trouble with making such a mix for Lime Sorbet is that I know for a fact many of the DJ’s and artists I respect listen to the show so it’s a bit nerve racking to have that kind of audience.

I’m currently knee deep in plastic starfish and working diligently to finish the LP this year, but with my wedding on the horizon I need to start facing the possibility that I may not be done with the thing until 2008. However, many new 12”s and remixes should ensure a constant stream of music.

Upcoming releases on Aniligital Music from me:

Neptune’s Minty Trident 12”
With remixes from K’BONUS and All Good Funk Alliance

Houston Brownwater Moccasins 12”
With remixes from Qdup Foundation and B-Team

That Ain’t No Mermaid 12”
With remixes from Quincy Jointz and Anthony Mansfield

My current juno cart:

B-TEAM - Not Crazy EP - Super Hi Fi
QUINCY JOINTZ - Trippin' - Timewarp Greece
SECRET BOB - Eeling Groovy - Lobster
THUNDERBALL - Strictly Rude Boy - ESL
DJ WOOD/FEATURE CAST - The Redgrooved Series - Goodgroove

neptune's minty trident

i've just posted the first new track from my upcoming "plastic starfish" project. why plastic starfish? it has something to do with t spigot's gilmore and mel (ergo it's also got something to do with satan which is always good when you're trying to do something new in the music business), and it's aquatic which reminds me of what ultimately lead to my friendship with craig allen (something to do with sea monkeys), and it's silly which epitomizes how i got into music in the first place. the reason i called myself "Trancenden" was because I was:

A. an ego maniac (Trancenden equals Trancendental minus Tal)
B. a bad speller (it should have been Transcenden)

well, at least my spelling has gotten better over the years.

so far i've got almost two tracks in the bag, but i'm only 100% sure i'm done with one of them. they all have short names and long names, and if you can believe it, "neptune's minty trident" is the short name of this first track, the full name is, "neptune's minty trident at the helm of pastel atlantis". you can download it (and any additional album-related content i'll be putting up until i give the album its own web site) at www.last2djs.com/plasticstarfish/

you can also click here for a direct link to the track.

p.s. i just now realized that the file name is talmklein-neptunes_minty_trident.mp3 and i'm wondering if this will accidentally lure hippity hoppers to my song on the torrents when the search for tracks produces by the neptunes. and if so, will they go "aww dizzam" or "daaaium" when they hear it?

two thousand seven

I brought in the New Year with a bang. Quite literally. A nice bang on the forehead from a drunk girl who asked me to play sexyback three times during the course of the evening, each of those times more belligerent than the previous, until she decided the only way to make the record magically appear in my record bag would be to throw her cocktail glass at my forehead. I think it was an apropos welcome to the new year.

2007 is not going to be a mellow year for me. I'm getting married in October and it comes with all the sort of madness one hears about. One of the interesting things about getting married is being tasked with ranking and prioritizing your friends. I gather I'm about two degrees away from nearly every resident of San Francisco, so naturally I'd like to invite them all to the wedding. But not at a cost of $250 per person (though seriously, how cool would it be to bring everyone from SF to Austin!). So I'm learning about A lists and B lists. This is funny to me because I do background music for the MTV show My Super Sweet 16, and it's strange to be going through the list making process just like those spoiled boys and girls on the show. At least I won't be as standoffish about the whole thing..

I won't make everyone in San Francisco gather in Union Square as I arrive wearing a shiny tuxedo and top hat in a Hummer limo with a basket of boa feather covered envelopes containing coveted invitation to my super sweet wedding.

But how sweet would it be if I did? ;-)

humous elegiac serenades

As the end of 2006 nears, I tried to account for all the musically worthwhile things I've accomplished this year. I don't know if there are many to speak of...

The Hotness came on strong and promptly went on indefinite hiatus. I finished all work on the upcoming Texas Jake EP. Although I only wrote one significant new piece of music (that didn't even get to be played for its intended audience), at least I got one new solid mix done before the year's end.

It's not that I consider 2006 a year of musical failure. I think I just spent more time making music in my head than actually on any sort of useful media mp3, vinyl, cd, etc.. I plan to rectify this immediately in 2007 with a project called Equestrian Homecoming. I don't want to say too much about this project except that I think it's one of the most ambitious things I've ever embarked on and I've enlisted the help of both Gilmore and Hilly (Hillary Hightower) to see it through. Also, I plan on releasing at least one new 12" in 2007 featuring some bouncy shit I'm working on with Dan Craig aka Cubase Dan.

To finish the year off proper-like, SF-Vibe is throwing a New Year's Eve party at Lingba Lounge, and as has become my ritual over the last three or four years, I'll be DJing there for better or for worse. I think there are only 20 tickets left so here's a link to some discounted open bar ticket action (also a link to discounted dinner tickets) in case you're either:

A. In the San Francisco Bay Area
B. Stalking me

Not surprisingly, I like to have a strong finish with a silly picture of me doing my thing with The Hotness at the Hemlock for no other reason than because there's nothing that gets me off about myself more than seeing my own pit stains.

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Note that I've been keeping my myspace calendar fairly up-to-date, so if you need to find me in order to deliver that restraining order, it's now easier than ever! Otherwise, I'm thinking of consolidating this blog with my mailing list (one of which inexplicably and inconstantly tends to get updated more often than the other) so if you'd like to sign up for my exciting and spam-free mailing list, you can go ahead and click right here.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

chillots

brief update.. although i was excited to be nominated to play chillits this year and had a whole game plan to go along with it.. fate had other things in mind for me and so, though it hurt me immensly to do it, i had to turn down the gig. as anyone who knows me can tell you, this decision took more out of me than not going to cafe del mar, and that's saying a lot.

it's interesting that as my dj style turns more upbeat and electronic, my production style becomes focused on mellow and organic sounds. this was one of my more musically productive weekends, dan and i got a lot of work done on the texas jake project. i anticipate we'll be done mixing it by early november.

what i actually did get done was the piece i'd been working on for chillits back when i was actually planning on going, and it's a piece i'm rather proud of and enjoy listening to. i don't really have a name for it. so i invite you to check out my chillits 8 theme, dedicated to the hot tubbers.

new mix

later this june i'll be releasing a new mix cd which will blow all you motherfuckers away. to get a preview, come to my new night @ johncolins (www.johncolins.com) in san francisco. 10pm on saturday, june 10.

let's skip the "i've been horrible and haven't updated this blog" bit because i don't think i'm horrible and i've just been plain old busy. a proper update is forthcoming.

that's all for now.

sweetish

I first met Ryan Herrold on mp3.com (I think 40 was as high as I ever got on their electronic music charts). He called himself Earshot back then, but now he calls himself Bigside Left. We used to compete for the #1 spot on the Trip Hop charts, along with most of the people who eventually ended up on the aniligital label. In 2003 I actually was lucky enough to hang with him and we made a track together (Within Earshot on Alpha-Beats).

Now, truth be told, Aniligital Music pretty much lost all it's money when I spent it all on Alpha-Beats marketing efforts. It's not like releasing vinyl was extremely profitable, but I foolishly believed that Alpha-Beats was going to be the release that would bring us into the black and enable us to be the record label I've always dreamed of running. A production hostel for good fucking musicians.

I'm here to tell you I was wrong and have been aptly humbled by the whole experience. We have something like $7000 in debt and something like $700 left in our bank account, so I'm not really sure if anything's ever going to save the label and bring it back to the point where we could start releasing records again.

Our next 12" release was going to be Ryan's Yeungling, which is a fantastic track. It was also going to be featured in the second volume of our "All Your Beats" compilation, which looks like it'll be probably end up a highly limited edition pretty much digital-only release (a last vestige of hope for raising funds to stay in business). Anyway, that's not the point of this post, believe it or not.. I just wanted to share with you the remix I did for Yeungling since I don't know if the 12" will ever be released. I'm going to scrounge through the Aniligital hard drive and see if I can find Ryan's amazing cover art for the Yeungling 12", if I can find it, I'll update this post with it.

In the mean time.. Me & Mark Farina!! Friday, March 11 was a dream come true. Thanks to all the amazing people who showed up and made it such a memorable night!

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flash forward

On long drives when i can't find a CD to listen to and KISS FM has Big Roy going off on a long rant about how much he'd like to stick his sausage inside Renel, my digital dial occasionally finds itself on 102.1 FM, the classical music station. Once there I'm never disappointed and only change the station if there's an annoying commercial break. I'm always down for going to see a symphonic concert, and i like John Williams just as much as i like Ludwig Van Beethoven. Both Beethoven's 9th and Williams' Star Wars theme will be awesome to see performed live by an orchestra one hundred years from now.

What about Rock n' Roll and Roots n' Soul and Rhythm n' Blues? Well, some artists can still rock it and some can't. To his dying day Johnny Cash could make the audience hang on every word. Rod Stewart, however,  is now singing unbearable renditions of jazz standards. Aretha Franklin can still take my breath away, but Ike Turner can barely sing in key. Some live music ages beautifully. Some does not.

I remember seeing De La Soul open for Cake on August 10, 2002. The date is significant because it was the first time i had seen the De La's since their heyday in the mid-nineties. watching Posdnuos, Dave, and Maseo try to work a crowd that worshiped them less than a decade earlier to no avail.

Fast forward to two days ago.. Uncle Larry, Chad Mitchell and I spun in the Salle Prive room of the Supperclub. Around 12:45 our room cleared as the doors to the main room opened for the general audience and the crowd rushed in to hear Grandmaster Flash do his thing. And do his thing he did.

Before I go on, please allow me to expand on this post's context a bit. If you've ever read my blog before, you'll know that I love Bobby Brown. Without him, my DJ life in San Francisco would pretty much consist of happy hours in dive bars on Haight Street (and as romantic as that may sound to some of you, please trust me that there's only a finite amount of redemption and artistic integrity to be found through getting drunk and playing records for eight hours to an empty bar on a weekly basis). When Bobby told me he booked Grandmaster Flash to play the Supperclub and that the SF-Vibe crew would be DJing the adjacent rooms prior to his set, I was excited. As an artist whose early work was almost exclusively based on loop and phrase sampling, it's a given that Flash was a huge influence on me from that era, along with Sugar Hill's Clifton "Jiggs" Chase.
Flash took the stage and proceeded to MC loudly between every record. No scratching. No mixing. Just loud MCing.

Ok, remember what I said about De La Soul? That's what killed it for me then. I want to hear the talent, but not to be told to put my hands up in the air. I'll put them up if your shit get my shit moving. It seems to me that many of these old school hip hop revivals are the result of a financial crunch rather than a creative endeavor. If De La Soul wants to play Plug Tuning that's fine, but don't treat the audience like they're attending Timmy Rubinowitz's bar mitzvah.

I think the worst manifestation of this behavior happened at an RJD2 show I went to at the Independent. One of the opening acts was Prince Po (from Organized Konfusion). The audience, in a singular act of defiance, refused to raise their hands up in the air. They refused to wave them like they didn't care. They refused to scream "ho!" (as did they refuse to scream "hey!"). The beats were played out. The sound was shit. And there it was. We watched Prince Po have a nervous breakdown on stage. The crowd was there to hear hip hop, not to be wound up by some dude who once upon a time may have paid his dues by being part of a crew barely anyone remembered anymore. He threatened to jump off the stage and attack us if we didn't raise our hands up and wave 'em. He told us about how he had to send his merch guy home because he was doing drugs. He was on the verge of tears.. I felt his frustrated aggression at the realization that being legit old school wasn't good enough to get a crowd moving anymore, and then without so much hullabaloo, he walked off stage into the future.

What keeps hip hop legends fresh is the ability to innovate. If Dre or LL take the stage, they can play new shit and maybe one old track as the encore or something. They reinvent the sound of hip hop because they realize that capturing our interest means appealing more than just to our sentimentality, but to our progressing groove aesthetic. An educated audience respects the past, but demands the future.

It's not like Grandmaster Flash bombed. Quite the opposite, actually. I mean, there was a big line outside just waiting to see him walk out of the venue. Same goes for De La Soul when they opened for Cake, there were those of us in the audience who gave them standing ovations. And Prince Po.. well, there were a few fans in the audience that night that loved every bit of his exhibition. They threw their hands up in the air. They screamed. And hell, now Kool Herc is coming to town and I'll be damned if I miss it. Maybe he'll just be a DJ and play some records. Won't that be fun?

upcoming gigs

for some reason the dsl connection in my house is down, so my blogability is hampered.

1. Our monthly Eazy party at Wish is in full effect tomorrow. Join Dfunkt, The Chardmo, and myself in hip hopocracy. 6pm - 2am. FREE!

2. I'm opening for Mark Farina (exclusive Mushroom Jazz set) at the Supper Club on Friday, March 10! You can get tickets through SF-Vibe. 10pm - 2am. $15 presale!

3. Saturday, March 11 -- GRANDMASTER FLASH @ the Supper Club! (again, tickets available through SF-Vibe). 11pm - 3am. $20.

4. Friday, March 17 -- Chuck Love @ Levende for SF-Vibe's monthly Fabulous party! 7pm - 2am. $10 Presale!

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in other news, I've updated the podcast and once i have internet access back at home, i'll post an update with a new remix i've done for a good friend and an amazing musician from brooklyn.

podcast update details:

I'll never forget the day that Nightmares on Wax's Smoker's Delight showed up at the WCWP. I would say that at the time posession of 'Smoker's Delight' nearly became the cause of a fight between Dave and I. Fortunately Mo' Wax's rep at the time saw it fit to send us a few more copies because it hit so much harder than they expected. Who could have imagined that what was intended as an instrumental hip hop album could become the definitive record of a genre it sought to undo (George takes a big dig at the Trip Hop genre in the liner notes of Smoker's Delight). Anyway, one way or another, I don't know anyone who doesn't remember what they were doing the first time they heard 'Nights Interlude' (though for the record my favorite track on the album, upon first listen, was 'Mission Venice').

I'll be damned if Coldcut's More Beats & Pieces from their Let Us Play album didn't vindicate all the years of work Dave and I put into music production. When Coldcut released More Beats & Pieces I knew I'd done something right. The perfect blend of insane samples and beats, it was just nice to know I wasn't the only one (though they were not slouches when they made the classic 'Hey Kids What Time is it' record either). I remember blasting this in the car on my way to the Aniligital Lounge radio show (I think we may have still been calling it 'Trippin' Thursdays' back then) and feeling really good about the shit I was producing even though everyone was telling me it was too 'all over the place'.. I down right love these sort of 'kitchen sink' types of tracks. The climax of this type of shit so far is that famous Chemical Brothers' Brothers Gonna Work It Out mix CD which just plays like a 74 minute long mashup.

mushrooms and high life

The Hotness EP is finally done. Well, the writing / composing / rehearsing / recording / mixing / engineering / mastering part of it is done. Now we move on to the manufacturing. Fortunately, Ryan's finished most of the editing and Craig helped out by giving us font ideas and all that. All in all, I think we should be able to have product (such an ugly word!) by the announced May 7th release date. ("Tal when did you announce the May 7 release date?" "Just now." "Oh.")

We had our first rehearsal in like 3 months today (because I've spend all my free time in the studio with Dan mixing the EP that I had no time for rehearsals, let alone shows). I've update the flickr site with some more studio pictures, specifically detailing the last days of mixing and mastering.

I had an interesting time visiting my family in Israel during the earlier part of the month. I'd say the most emotional part of the journey was the return trip whereupon I was stranded at JFK airport for 36 hours with no way to leave. I was like a chubbier, less Russian Tom Hanks in a distincly unimpressive version of The Terminal. If I were the protagonist of that movie, you would certainly demand your money back (okay, maybe  you would have enjoyed the Turkish Airlines scene but I wouldn't have been in it).

It's 2am now and I must away to bed bye, but I've much more to say as well as music and pictures to share! I promise another update tomorrow!

one score and three years ago

I'd like to start this blog entry with another Skiz collaboration story. Just before the end of 2002, as we were finishing work on "trust" and "in the rain" for Alpha-Beats, my buddy Fred (a.k.a. Fredness formerly of Red Melon) told me he was putting together a 12" called "Funshine". I heard the track and I really liked it, so I asked if I could have a crack at remixing it. While I was working on it, Skiz couldn't help but jump into the fray and we put together a quick demo for Fred. Our mix was a funky breaks nightmare that was all over the place. Skiz wanted it to feel organic and I wanted to give it a down-n-dirty sound with supercompressed chopped up breaks. After he heard it, Fred (in the kindest and nicest tone) told me, "uh.. it's interesting Tal, but it doesn't really fit the sound of the record." With that, I let the matter rest. Until today. Again, while doing house cleaning on my audio drive, I found the original Logic file with the remix in it. It needs a lot of editing and cleaning up, but I decided to spend no more than four hours cleaning and editing it (partially because I'm lazy and partially because I didn't want to lose the original feel of the remix). I'm not sure if Fred ever actually released the Funshine 12" but you can be assured that if he did, this remix would not be on it. Instead, you can download it in all its hideously dirty funk glory right here.

Most of my New Years festivities seem a blur today. I don't really remember getting all that fucked up, but my body tells me differently. I took something like 10 pictures on a shitty instant camera, so if they don't all turn out to be pictures of my fingers in front of the lense, I'll be sure to post them on the flickr gallery. My primary new year's resolution is to finish the book I've been writing over the past few months. It's an aggresive resolution, but I plan on keeping it. More updates on that as it becomes relevant.

Otherwise, I've updated the podcast with a new song:
It's 1995. I'm in my car, a 1982 Caprice Classic, with my girlfriend. She wants to hear Pearl Jam's "Better Man", I want to hear The Orb's "Slug Dub". This was the first moment I think I realized the music I liked was vastly different from the norm. I think it was this particular moment that gave me the freedom I sought for putting my music out there. Surely if Alex Patterson could have a fan in me, some wannabe raver kid with roots in the New York suburbs, then somebody out there could like my music. Maybe it would be nobody I knew, but that's what this internet thing was all about. I put all my music on ajax.org and sure enough, people came and listened.

Oh yeah.. and the picture of the blog...
2343453_imgThis is the very last picture of t.vs.T live (or rather our silhouettes) taken during the last moments of our Pantsgiving gig at the Landmark Theatre in Oakland. It's kindof hard to see it when it's so small, but it is kindof neat. At least in my opinion it's worth a click. I think we're planning a reunion for this year's Chillits.

of coldcuts, skizzo franicks, and funky cows

I'm heading off to New York for a week or so, but I wanted to post my new Coldcut "Everything Is Under Control" remix because I've been teasing Gilmore with it for nearly a week now. I've been comparing it to ninjas (i.e. my remix has REAL ultimate power). You see, my Coldcut remix was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon my Coldcut remix killed the whole town.

Seriously.. I spent like 2 weeks on this thing and it's one of my favorite remixes. You can download the original version of Coldcut's "Everything is Under Control" as well as the video here.

Moving on, I want to extend a hearty thanks to all of the folks who came to my "Dreams In Paint" gallery opening at the Alameda Art Center! It was a really fantastic showing, and a truly good time was had. I've uploaded some of the prints as well as a few photos to a flickr gallery for all those who couldn't attend. My prints will be on display at the gallery until the end of the month.

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431    Dec/ 9/05 7:43 PM    /tal_m_klein-3-over_udder.mp3
344    Dec/ 9/05 7:43 PM    /tal_m_klein-4-grazing_at_the_stars.mp3
324    Dec/ 9/05 7:43 PM    /tal_m_klein-6-hugh_heifer.mp3
324    Dec/ 9/05 7:43 PM    /tal_m_klein-7-thanks_for_all_the_salt.mp3
319    Dec/ 9/05 7:43 PM    /tal_m_klein-5-milky_way_send_more_hay.mp3

The Bovine Transmissions EP has been downloaded at least 319 times! Now, I don't know why "milky way send more hay" is the least popular on the EP.. It's actually one of my favorites, but who's to judge? Anyway, "me low you long time" is clearly the most popular track of the lot. Regardless, I've decided to put up a cafepress shop with shirts featuring Craig Allen's "cow of the future" design, used on the Bovine Transmissions EP cover. They're the perfect lactolicious gift for this holiday season! All proceeds will go to Save Huck.

As an apology for not updating the podcast on schedule this month (I'll do it as soon as I get back from New York, promise!!) I'm including a second bonus track today (the first being the Coldcut remix, which if you haven't downloaded already YOU SHOULD). The story of the second track goes something like this:

When Philip Peltz (aka Skizzo Franick) came to San Francisco in late 2003 for the recording sessions which eventually yielded "In The Rain" and "Trust" on Alpha-Beats, he ended up doing two live performances. One was at 26mix with t.vs.T (along with Tommy Craig on trombone) and the other was at Wish with me. At the time, I was working on a song with Hillary Hightower called "Roll Me Over" (this song will appear on the next All Your Beats compilation from Aniligital). Before doing the t.vs.T thing, Skiz and I decided to see what it would be like to play live and so we asked Graham Woodruff (the founder of Solid SF who was running Monday nights at Wish back then) and Sean Manchester (owner of Wish) if we could try a little live show. Nothing too complicated, 30 minutes or less, just to feel out what playing together would entail. The jam went really well, but the "Roll Me Over" live remix with Skiz playing live keys over my beats (I was using Ableton Live) really came out great. I recently found this recording and decided to mp3 it for your general listening pleasure. Here it is!

Ok, I really should start packing. If you're looking for me tonight, I'll be playing at Sushi Groove South. Otherwise, please enjoy this picture of the day, which --
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okay, well, it's blatent advertising, but it should be a good party, and I hope to see some familiar faces there!

free ep for you from me

let's cut to the chase! for a limited time you may freely download a brand new ep from me entitled bovine transmissions in its entirety. just go to bovinetransmissions.com

the story goes something like this: a little less than a year ago, during the alpha-beats launch, i stopped by kzsu to play a set on gianluca's "ghost and the machine" show with gil and mel of t spigot. instead of doing a dj set, i played some new material which i was developing called "bovine transmissions" as an ode to the stanford dish which i drove by every time i took highway 280 from san francisco to the south bay. some days i could see cows grazing near the dish. this lead to my hypothesis that the cows were, in fact, not simply grazing but actually receiving transmissions from outer space. psychosis aside, this little 'set'  got really good feedback and i ended up developing the material further and eventually played it live at chillits where i was to destroy it forever. those of you who read my blog on a regular basis know i failed miserably at executing the destructive part of the plan. in fact, those of you keen on divinity may be encouraged in that just as i was desperately searching for a way out of my dilemma (that is, having a host of new artistic content and no means of distributing it), i came across the NoSoAlMo post on metafilter. this was just the incentive i needed. i scrapped most of the content which was developed in ableton live and started over in logic (i'm guessing i am probably one of the last remaining folks still using logic audio for the pc even though it's bugggy and unsupported and apple wishes it didn't exist). so.. nearly a year after the original idea, and a month after the inception of production, bovine transmissions is done. i've opted to initially distribute the album free of charge through the creative commons music sharing license. i hope people dig it, it's kindof a deprature for me -- venturing into 'chill-hop' space if you will! and if you dig the ep, please consider donating a few bucks to my friend huck gee whom the the u.s. goverment is trying to deport for bullshit reasons. also, consider this ep the "tal's track of the blog" -- after all, there's seven new tracks!

in other quick news: i got my first bay area gallery opening this friday (dec 2)!! i'll be showing my "dreams in paint" exhibit all through the month of december at:

Alameda Art Center
1701 Webster St
Alameda, CA 94501

We're doing a little party on Friday night to celebrate the opening. Here's John Middle (aka phonic theE bomber)'s take on the matter (the press release, if you will):

Ok kidz…

 

It’s been a while since yr fiddly uncle Phonic accosted yr brain-box with a naked appeal to yr worst instincts… and… as they say in Santa Cruz….whatnot.

 

So rifle through that filofax you pray too with yr nicotine stained fingers. Sharpish…like they taught you in that stupid Franklin Planner seminar/sales indoctrination session.

 

Look for this coming Friday within its confines. Right there below the “shoot yourself” reminder at 4.30 pm you will see 6pm.

 

Black out at the very least the hours of 6pm until 8pm on December the 2nd 2005. Preferably though black out the hours from 6pm until 2 am …and beyond if you dare like them eagles did ….(y’know as in that moving picture back in the day about Nazis and ski lifts and stuff).

 

Why….??????

 

Cos … ez … wait for it …………..

 

 

I believe it was James Brown who said….

 

“Jump back and kiss my ass”

 

Or was that just an echo in my cavernous skull-bone from my last MAN to boss conversation.

 

Either way it made no sense in the context of this scurrilous missive.

 

So what was I going on about anyway….(Doppelganger whispers into my ear…..)

 

That’s right killing my father and shagging my mother….

 

No….stupid Doppelganger…ACHTUNG!…

 

Where is my imaginary dead friend…mein Schadenfreund veileicht….

 

 

It’s time for a musical excursion to yr friendly neighborhood Art Gallery. Indeedy…

 

You see..

 

Yr (for sake of the colloquialism only) “humble” scribe here and general all purpose obfuscation peddler….YES I… PHONIC THeE BomBER.

 

No cross fader is safe and no liquid paper will go un-sniffed” when …

 

whoot whoot….

 

Me and my bad self are nicing up the area with cool vibes and all that…

 

Along with

 

“The infinitely more humble and actually far better known and legitimate all around geezer” DJ ROMAN aka Romanowski !!!!!

Along with

 

West Oakland’s answer to Ted Shred and a lot of other stuff too beyond him for that matter…cos he’s big like that….in the trousers and in the teeth dept….yes .... errrrrmm I hyperbolically will also right here present..TERBO TED !!!!

 

 

of musical genre SPEED BASS…also known as ….”the laptop king of the foul noise that nobody can stand”….also known for being a walking sartorial revolution and general “gadabout”….also known as ….

 

HI TRACY....IT’S YR BIRTHDAY….belatedly… (Strike the last statement in re-write number seven….)

 

And as if that trio of “us three o” is not enough to set you on the edge of yr miserable Herman Miller ergonomically masturbatory organically clever leather seat wot yr in. (URINE)….sittingishly.

 

ALSO ….. DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM (think 2001 a Space Odyssey theme)

 

The Tal “iest” (not Klein “iest” in the appendage way mind you before you even start) Most Terrifical….Centrifugally gravitational….super sonic salvational ul. Ul ul.

 

TAL (the E whacker) KLEIN erstwhile DJ, Producer, dilettante and reprobate. Yes he’s grrrrrrrr eat like in Frosted Flakes. T to the A to the L, what's that spell? TAL M. KLEIN!

 

What are they going to be doing…??????? Already dude….I have a job you know…

 

We will all be presenting our latest Visual Art Offerings at the ALAMEDA ART CENTER. On Webster street (that’s the tunnel street that goes from Oakland to Alameda fyi) at Pacific street specifically.

 

Also there will be a bunch of other cool art since it is a gallery and we are unfairly being confined to just one room. I will gladly share with you which of these pieces specifically I am referring to under duress….

 

There will be WINE AND FOOD galore….and drugs and chicks and dudes and stuff. Keep all of that on the DL though.

 

Afterwards, right down the street at a lovely epicurean establishment known as
”The Shamrock” Phonic and Tal will be hosting a reception for those brave enough to stay on Alameda beyond the 2 hr mark. Phonic will be attempting to get beaten up by the singer of a band called BLOWBACK…more on this later. There will be live music and DJ BIZZNESS. I think we are going to be doing ANTHEMS v.s. GHETTO ANTHEMS as a theme. Rumor has it that BLOWBACK U.K. also know as THeE BOMber may be making an appearance.

 

Phonic will buy you a HAMMS or BUD see small print….Out of the goodness of his crotch.

 

if you are a potential playdate carnally after the event…beergoggles notwithstanding or fallingdowning.

 

 

 

SO BOTTOM LINE…

 

THIS FRIDAY 2nd 2005 betwixt the hours of 6pm and 8pm

ART OPENING AND CELEBRATION

 

PHONIC, ROMANOWSKI, TERBO TED and TAL M. KLEIN

 

AT THE ALAMEDA ART CENTER

 

WINE AND FOOD COMPLIMENTS OF SOMEBODY

 

http://www.alamedaartcenter.org/

 


Alameda Art Center

1701 Webster St
Alameda, CA 94501

Click Here for Map

HOURS: Tuesday - Saturday 11am-6pm, Sunday 12-5pm. Closed Mondays.

PHONE: 510-748-7888
FAX: 510-748-6860

 

FOLLOWED BY A DRUNKEN FREE FOR ALL AT

THE SHAMROCK

Further down Webster Street…

 

At 1403 Webster Street…in fact.

OUR FAVORITE SHAMROCK BARTENDRESS....

TERESA  ... if you please sir!

 

FEATURING DJ’s

TAL M. KLEIN and PHONIC TheE BOMBER

And live performances by


BLOWBACK

And BLOWBACK U.K. O.K.

 

Git down.

 

Art and music and other stuff….

 

What more could you ask for other than money and to have a bigger cock if yr a lad, (not me mind you…just in general-ish…as they say).

 

This has been brought to you by…

 

Phonic theE Pontificating master of loquacious verbosity and extemporaneous commentary the 2nd Equal ish iest.

i hope to see you there!

and now, to finish this entry with some pictures from the dish which inspired the bovine transmissions project (in the last picture, ryan is pointing at the secret spot where we buried the bag of beef jerky i'm holding in the first picture, as a sacrifice to the aliens transmitting secrets to our delicious hooved friends):
Bovine_004Bovine_055_1Bovine_045_1Bovine_036Bovine_054

 

songs in the key of me

So where did it all begin? Does anyone really care? I've always fantasized about doing a "back to mine" kind of project, and so I took it upon myself to do some real soul searching for the music that lead to the formation of my music career as Trancenden in 1996. After a month-long beta cycle, I've now published the first "official" broadcast of my 'Songs in the key of Tal' podcast! You can subscribe using this link:

http://www.feelthehotness.com/podcast/key_of_tal/rss.php?channel=1

I'll do my best to update the podcast when I can, but expect it to be updated approximately once a month. More detailed information on the podcast later in this entry.

I have also officially finished the Bovine Transmissions EP. Mel Stanley (aka Spunky) is now mastering it, while Craig Allen is finishing the artwork. I'm excited about this project particularly because it'll be available for free on the web, just like the old days when I used to post all my stuff on ajax.org (note, Ben swears the site will be back in 2009 just as soon as he's cought the big one). I refer to the EP as Chill-Hop, but you can call it whatever you like. I hope it agrees with your acoustic palette. It will be released on November 30.. a birthday present from myself to myself!

In others news wholly related musically but unrelated topically, we've finished principal recording on The Hotness' "Hi-Life" EP. We spent last Sunday at Different Fur recording 'Let's Go Back' and 'The Country Song' which were the last two songs on the menu for the EP. Not that it particularly matters, but if anyone is interested, the tracks on the EP will be (not in any particular order):
2am, Another Late Night, The 415, Born To Love, Don't, Let's Go Back, and The Country Song.
Now all that's left to do is spend a few (expensive!) days at Coast hunched over the ProTools console with Dan Craig (aka Cubase Dan) and Lu Miranda mixing down the tracks. Then a brief encounter with George Horn @ Fantasy for mastering. I've also posted some new Hotness pictures on Flickr.

To celebrate the launch of my podcast, I thought I'd post an unreleased Trancenden track. This is truly the very last song I recorded under the Trancenden moniker. My original plans were to release it on 7" with a Wristrazor b-side, but that became too expensive.. much like my desperate wish to do a Wristrazor Xmas 7". The name of the track is "Get With It" and those of you 'in the know' will have heard a bit of it on the Alpha-Beats preview sampler. Yes, before I decided to shed the Trancenden moniker, I had actually planned on releasing my 'Alpha-Beats' album as Trancenden (we're talking like 2002 here.. we even had promo matchbooks made!). Anyway, this ended up being one of the 'throwaway' tracks because I could never figure out a proper way to end it, and it seemed too rough of a song once the rest of the 'Alpha-Beats' album started coming together. It just didn't fit, so it got dropped. And so, there you have it: Get With It - the last Trancenden song ever written!

Ah yes, before I get to the podcast details, there is the small matter of the picture of the blog! Let's see what I've dug up for you today..

Img_0549Indeed, here's a good one! When I was in New York for the Alpha-Beats CD release party @ Crobar, the honorable Dr. Barnaby Ruhe took time to paint my visage. I have no idea what ever became of this painting, but I shall forever remember the occasion because the good Dr. Ruhe accidentally splattered a bit of paint on my favorite shirt.





Now, for the podcast details!

When I think about the inception of my creative musical identity, I believe the first real spark of inspiration came around 1990 when I first heard Enigma's MCMXC A.D. But it wasn't "Sadness" I was enamoured with, it was "Back to the Rivers of Belief" with it's much more uptempo roland beats. This was something special. B-boy worthy beats with sexy synth melodies. What the fuck? Who was this Michael Cretu? I listened to this entire album for days, drawing inspiration from it to write abstract science fiction stories. I had no idea how to even go about making a full song, but I knew if I ever did make a song, it would draw heavily from this album.

In 1991, while visiting my cousin in Israel, I heard this tape. It was in his 'throwaway' drawer. The first time I heard the Swedish tech pop which is Yello's "Baby", I was in love. When my casette case was lost while hiking across the desert a year later, it was Yello's Baby that I listened to for nearly two weeks straight. Perhaps it kept me sane, perhaps it made me insane, either way I love it. Rubberbandman is a very strange track, it sounds like some sort of bizarro Louis Armstrong mashup remix thing, but it's not. I found it especially amusing that there were sampled burps in the track which were used as a percussive elements.

1992 brought forth more than one life-altering tracks for me. First: The KLF's Jusified and Ancient (which was a 12" single, but later became available with the White Room CD as a 'special package'). What the fuck? Techno and country? Let me repeat, WHAT THE FUCK? How come nobody ever thought of this? What better way to appeal to the american market than to combine the underground flare of club music and mix it with the mainstream draw of a country superstar?

Also in 1992, I discovered Orbital. Quite the opposite of the KLF (aside from their silly lighted
glasses). Talk about trend setters. These two brothers really managed to bring an emotional quality to electronic music for me. No longer was dance music simply bleeps and bloops, now I could actually emotionally connect to a piece of music. This fit in rather well with my budding cheeba experimentation phase. Halcyon + On + On was clearly the standout track on Orbital 2, but after seeing Orbital play 'live', and hearing their live rendition, I have always referred to the live version ultimately as the real track. Talk about the precurser to the mashup, I decided to include the live version from their In-Sides album which was released in 1996, but I assure you they were playing this version years earlier.

Skipping '93 (although special mention should go out to The Orb Live/Evil '93 album here because
goddamn if that version of 'little fluffy clouds' didn't kick my ass, but I'll cover LX Patterson & Posse in a later podcast), the standout album in the key of Tal for 1994 was without a doubt Lords of Acid's Voodoo-U. Oh man, although largely critically panned, this album was completely misunderstood by nearly everyone who was expecting just another acid dance album. In the autumn of 1994, my friend Seth played this album for me, and "Marijuana In Your Brain" .. Well, what more can you say? As a freshman in college and a lover of beats, the 'what the fuck' factor for this track went through the roof. I mean check out how it progresses from reggae to industrial/techno in like four bars. Sick!!

1994 also brought forth an album very significant to my musical development. Mind you, I was starting to learn about the actual process of electronic music and DJing. I understood loops and was doing experiments under the guise of 'The Evil F/X Crew' which was this sort of abstract collective of people on BBSes who were making comedy skits. I started releasing strange ambient music collages as 'skits'. Well, along came the Beasties' "Ill Communication" and with it, 'Sureshot'. The song samples a loop from 'Howling for Judy' by Jeremy Steig. I owned the record. For some reason this made everything nearly click. I now started messing about with all my records, finding bits I could loop and tempo shift to make sortof impromptu digital 'tape-loops' if you will. Simply for my listening pleasure. I didn't consider it music yet, there was something missing, and I didn't know what it was.

Finally, in 1995 it all came together when I head the Chemical Brothers (then known as The Dust
Brothers but they changed their name because of the other Dust Brothers who produced the Beastie's 'Paul's Boutique' album, which also should have been heavily influencial for me, but alas was not, even thought I loved it) released the Exit Planet Dust LP. 'Song To The Siren' brought it all together. Somewhere along the way I had obtained a copy of the drum loop library Vinylistics (now in their 3rd edition). I had no idea what to do with it. I just knew I had it on my harddrive. I'd often times considered deleting it. When I heard the Chems' 'Song To The Siren', and how they overlapped the beats on top of the loops, and how they changed the beats throughout the track, I had my first true musical epiphany. Having understood the workings of a DJ set, sound editing software, loops, and now beats, I was ready to make my first track. All I needed now were the right samples to bring together.

Knowing I was a big fan of Portishead, one of my friends at WCDB (SUNY Albany's radio station, I
spent three semesters at SUNY Albany before switching to LIU - CW Post where, with Dave Marino, I founded the Aniligital Lounge on WCWP) gave me a tape of Tricky's 'Maxinqauye' album. Of course I loved it, I thought it was interesting that two artists built two completely different songs against the same Isaac Hayes sample (Portishead's 'Glory Box' and Tricky's 'Hell Is Around The Corner' both sample Hayes' 'Ike's Rap III' from his "Black Moses" album). I'll cover Portishead in a later podcast, but what really stood out for me in 'Maxinquaye' was this little hi-hat beat with Tricky seemingly hitting a joint on a song called 'Ponderosa'. This was to be the foundation of the first Trancenden release, 'Do You Understand'.

I was developing this abstract Yellow Magic Orchestra 'Snakeman Show' (from their 1980 "XOO
Multiplies
" album) reworking, but decided to sample it instead as the intro/outro and main 'vocal' bit to my first audio track. Armed with Goldwave (my sound editing program), Tricky's 'Ponderosa', Spiritualized's 'Ladies and Gentlemen we are Floating In Space' (from their album with the same name), James Brown's 'The Funky Drummer' (from his "In The Jungle Groove" record), and Lou Donaldson's 'Who's Making Love' (from his "Hot Dog" LP) [yes, I knew Tribe sampled it first / no, i didn't care], along with some bleeps from some old Scientist dub record (I think it may have been "Scientist Rids the World of the Curse of the Evil Vampires"), I set about creating my first 'real' track, "Do You Understand?", and thus Trancenden was born.

There you have it, my first podcast! Note the 'What the fuck?' factor, compare it to Rand's Holy Shit factor, but focused on music rather than tech.

the project 30 manifesto (or how i let john middle down)

right. so back in september i hatched a plan. i was going to play an album's worth of new songs i'd spent a year creating at a music festival, and immediately after playing the songs, i was going to destroy the source material forever.

the plan: share the music with the world once, and then destroy it forever.

why? mostly because i'm a post-post-modernist. that's like close to being a nihilist only a lot more complicated because i have this yearning need to paint nothing pink with little brown polka dots before i'm willing to believe in it. i spend my time reading offensively boring and unredeeming nonsense because i want to attach an emotional response to something as invisible and unpragmatic as nothing. i explained the plan to john middle:

1. burn each song on a single unlabeled CD-R.
2. delete the data file and project files from my computer's harddrive.
3. after playing each song, throw its respective CD-R at the audience.

i failed. i grew too attached to the music. the baby buddah cried. i created all sorts of backups. i foiled my plan at every turn. i'm even releasing the album next month, assuming craig allen finishes the artwork.

to celebrate this abject failure at art for the sake of destroying art for the sake of art, john has rewarded me with a gallery opening at the alameda art center on friday, december 2. i'll be featuring prints from my 'dreams in paint' series (some of which were commissioned by t spigot for use in the inner sleeve of their album, experiments in the hypnotic production of crime). here is the menu of prices:

1. 5x7" prints - $5
2. 8x10" prints - $20
3. the project 30 manifesto - $untold

allow me to explain #3 above;

for untold sums of money, i will sell you a 16x20" print of the piece of your choice from the 'dreams in paint' collection. along with this print, i will give you a labeled, autographed CD-R which will contain the only existing copy of the piece along with a movie depicting the deletion of the original source file(s) from my harddrive. i will provide a notarized affidavit from my attorney that you have the only existing copy of this piece of art and that i relinquish all related rights to you. you will also receive a copy of the project 30 manifesto. this piece is a limited edition of three legally binding numbered documents, each uniquely different:

1. the music manifesto (abstract): for an untold sum of money, essentially enough to rent the lives of tal m. klein, john middle, hillary hightower, daniel burford, and richard j. woodruff for one full year of your choice, we will produce a pop record. the record is guaranteed to be a huge success. in purchasing the manifesto you will relinquish all rights of ownership to the record and its contents. your name will be clearly and conspicuously labeled as benefactor on the final product. you may also spend one day per month during the year of production with us in the studio. during each of these days we will provide you with unrestricted access to all the related material developed thus far.

2. the book manifesto (abstract): for an untold sum of money, essentially enough to rent the lives of tal m. klein, john middle, rachel cummings, and richard j. woodruff for one full year of your choice, we will produce a novel. the novel is guaranteed to be a best seller. in purchasing the manifesto you will relinquish all rights of ownership to the book and its contents. your name will be clearly and conspicuously labeled as benefactor on the final product. you may also spend one day per month during the year of writing with us in our retreat. during each of these days we will provide you with unrestricted access to all the related material written thus far.

3. the film manifesto (abstract): for an untold sum of money, essentially enough to rent the lives of tal m. klein, john middle, john bertrand, craig allen, and richard j. woodruff for one full year of your choice, we will produce a feature-length film. the movie is guaranteed to be an indie blockbuster. in purchasing the manifesto you will relinquish all rights of ownership to the film, script, and all related items. your name will be clearly and conspicuously labeled as benefactor on the final product. you may also spend one day per month during the year of filming with us on the set. during each of these days we will provide you with unrestricted access to all the script updates, dailies, sets, and actors.

the song of the blog [soon to be replaced by the 'songs in the key of tal' podcast] is Ashton, Gardner & Dyke's New York Mining Disaster 1941, you can find it on their best of album, the album this song's originally from is no longer in print. i'll be featuring another track by these guys on my upcoming podcast, but this track is just magic. it's such a shame this band only lasted four years, they could have been huge. still, for those of you who appreciate rock n' rhodes & hammonds jams, this track has special treats in store for you. (this spot will be filled by shit i made that i never released that i found on my harddrive starting with my next blog entry)

random picture? ok then:
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my sister, liat, in an israeli mcdonald's featuring the mcshwarma (also note the lavazza espresso machine!)

 

 

 

p.s.
interested in beta testing the upcoming monthly 'songs in the key of tal' podcast?
http://www.feelthehotness.com/podcast/key_of_tal/rss.php?channel=1
your feedback is welcome.

i've made a lot of mistakes

the grand canyon is fucking awesome people. let's just say that two days was not nearly sufficient to take it all in. we started by flying into las vegas, then we rented a jeep liberty, drove four hours through nevada into utah, through zion national park, into mount carmel. we stayed at the best western thunderbird, home of the ho-made pies. i shit you not. ho-made pies. in utah, ho's don't walk the street turnin' tricks. no. they make pies. at the thunderbird:

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the best thing about utah is this place in glendale called ray's, which is next door to the smith bed & breakfast (which i highly reccomend based on meeting the owners, not because i stayed there). i had an awesome buffalo steak, and my dad had an awesome ribeye, and my mom had a.. well. she had a side salad (but it was awesome too!). it's so funny that all the beers in utah have lower alcoholic content, but i think the altitude in glendale makes up for the difference; what you don't accomplish with liquor, you accomplish with dehydration. otherwise, i endeavored to post my pictures (along with anecdotes) to flickr but i ran out of upload megabytes due to earlier posting my halloween pictures. so i'll post the rest of the pix next month and write about them then.

interesting music related stuff has been happening. firstly, the hotness is officially back into our rehearsing (and recording!) schedule as of this sunday. then a new movie by opper sports/surf history, the guys who do that long board tv show on fuel which uses a lot of my music, came out and it features a trancenden track from peace love beats. the name of the movie is "fin" and we featured it at johncolins last friday. if in london, be sure to listen intently to the music at the sanderson hotel, and grab a drink at the purple bar. i anticipate the bovine transmissions ep to be officially released as a web cd and on itunes by the end of the month. i'm giving it to myself as a birthday present.

this post's song is a remix of a Sufjan Stevens song from his Illinois album. i found out about this remix by reading a post on the confabulators. putting beats behind folk music has been something i've been longing to do for years, and so i found it refreshing that mc dj of childish gambino, a band of two or more nyu music brats, took on this project. i can't say i'm fond of the entire remix "album" (Illin-Noise) he did, but his remix of stevens' song, chicago, is absolutely perfect. i can comfortably say i liked it better than the original. you can get an mp3 of the remix here, and if you're into that sort of thing, the torrent for the entire album can be gotten here.